In my mind
In a future five years from now
I'm a hundred and twenty pounds
And I never get hungover
Will be the picture of discipline
Never minding what state I'm in
And I will be someone I admire
And it's funny how I imagined
That I would be that person now
But it does not seem to have happened
Maybe I've just forgotten how
That I'm not exactly the person that I thought I'd be.
Ladies & Gentlemen, the amazing Amanda Fucking Palmer.
Hi y’all, my name is Cootie. I like to paint plaster skulls. I also make jewelry & sew. I’m really crafty in general.